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Posted by chesster415 - September 19th, 2009


You can check them out here. My favorite is the goomba one.
In other news The Bad Pickup Lines collab. is way behind schedule. If anyone wants to help out and do something in place of somebody who dropped out, that would be great. If not any other kind of help you could think of would be nice. Like if you know somebody who's good with flash who could help out tell them about this. Only one guy finished his part so far so there are a lot of co-author spots left. If you just want to throw something together and try to bask in the reflected glory that comes with being co-authored in a collaboration, you've got a really good shot. I can't really afford to be very selective at this point. Or if you just want a shout out in the credits or something, post something on the thread, or comment here. Or leave ideas for bad pickup lines in the thread maybe stir up some kind of interest in it.


Posted by chesster415 - August 29th, 2009


So far I still have no more parts to add to the collab. Maybe everyone got caught up in the excitement of Clockday, maybe they blew all their money investing in a company that makes over-the-counter suppository placebos. Whatever the reasons, almost everyone is late. There a few dropouts, a few who claim to be working on something and a few who haven't responded. Please make some kind of post on this thread ridiculing or demeaning the ones who are late to give them some kind of motivation. (For some reason that seems to help.) I have no idea when this will be complete, but I'll try to keep you informed whether or not anything happens. Right now I'm going to try shooting for the 10th, because I have to come into town then. If that doesn't work out, I might not be able to get it done until the 24th or 25th. I've filled my batteries with distilled water yesterday so I should have more electricity to do stuff with. I'll try to do something soon regardless of whether or not the collab. gets finished.


Posted by chesster415 - August 18th, 2009


I just had my spinal tap, and I'm still a little sedated. (I'm glad I have a spellchecker right now.) If I start to be incoherent for the next few days. I have excuse.


Posted by chesster415 - July 30th, 2009


I've been working on the collab. but I'm not sure the scheduling will go acording to plan. I expected August 20 would work out O.K. but I might have to postpone the release of the collab. as I'm scheduled for a spinal tap on the 18th. I wasn't expecting to have to go up to Portland until around the 25th. I was off by a week so I should have called or something before setting a date, but I wanted to get the collab. started. I might still be able to work out the 20th, but I might not make a lot of sense if I make any comments. Please don't take them too seriously. On another note, the collab. thread hasn't see a lot of activity. There's still time to join up with the Bad Pickup Lines Collab., If you're already working on it, and you have something that's partway done and want some feedback on it, show it off. I'm thinking about making a forum sig image to promote the collab., but I don't really have much in the way of content to put in there, so far only Dmjersak has sent me anything. Some characters I could make screenshots of would be nice. Meanwhile I've been trying to get the smallest click count I can in Red Remover. I've managed 9 levels under par.

EDIT 08/08/09: I've updated the video, I'm up to ten levels now. Still only Dmjersak has sent in his part and it's less than two weeks 'til the deadline so either everyone was just stringing me along trying to get my hopes up before killing them off like an ugly Tamagotchi, or they're waiting until the last minute to send in their parts in order make me assemble everything and get info for the bios, to increase my workload in a convoluted attempt to kill me by weakening my immune system with stress and fatigue and making me susceptible to ulcers. Either way it shows a massive conspiracy against me by most of the collab. members. It just goes to show you can't trust any of the conniving, internet lurking, flash artists. Nothing they say can be trusted any more than anything I've put in this post. Unless I'm wrong, and they're diligently working away at their parts for the collab. and all these paranoid delusions were brought on from over exposure to the florescent lighting in this mental institution. In that case I apologize profusely to everyone who didn't conspire against me, and thanks for helping out, and not secretly plotting my downfall.

EDIT 08/15/09: Happy Clockday. Twelve levels under par now.

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EDIT 11/19/09: Okay. Thirteen levels now. I would have gotten this up a while ago but my monitor is broken. I can move files around without looking at the screen now though.


Posted by chesster415 - July 9th, 2009


If so I'd love you to come join the collab. I'm starting.
Bad Pickup Lines Collab.
Come up with and animate a really bad pickup line. Join up and improve your reputation by association with talented people, or improve the reputation of untalented people by associating with us. Come on we're cooler than everyone thinks!


Posted by chesster415 - May 30th, 2009


At first I was skeptical, but I'm really loving the new autoplay and resizeable settings.
We have baby chickens now, they hatched two days ago. See a photo and video below. Which bring me to my next subject I signed up for youtube to upload videos. So I put Samuel and Rosella up there. It's not great quality, so I recommend the Newgrounds version but If you want it on your i-Pod or something it'll be easier to get it off there

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Yay! New wide layout.


Posted by chesster415 - April 29th, 2009


I'll be limiting my exposure to all the sick people in town on the off chance that one of them has swine flu. If it becomes epidemic I'll probably be gone quite a while, don't assume I'm dead.


Posted by chesster415 - March 6th, 2009


I've been working on some things, but they're not ready yet. I am working on stuff though, in the meantime go check out the n00b collab. 2


Posted by chesster415 - December 11th, 2008


If anyone reads these things, please send me some screenshots for my new Doodle Doll game. I'm not a very good artist and my thumbnail is bad... I've got a thread in the art forum. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 04362


Posted by chesster415 - December 7th, 2008


The're small both less than 100K, but hopefully addictive. I needed to try out a color selector I made. So I though I'd make some games to go along with it. I didn't make them both today, but I haven't had a chance to upload them since November. The drawback is that now I have exactly 13 submissions, I'll have to make a new game before New Years if I don't want my 2008 submissions number to be stuck at 13. Unless one (or both) of them gets BLAMMED, but I've never been BLAMMED yet, even with my worst crap, I don't expect to start today.